Saint Shlemiel's Chapel of the Valley

A Chapel of the United Temple of Mota

Francine Hablivilashky's Yoga Ministry

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Francine Hablivilashky teaching yoga

Francine Hablivilashky

Assistant Minister · Yoga Instructor · Cooking Instructor

Francine Hablivilashky gives Yoga classes at Saint Shlemiel's Chapel of the Valley, helping Chapelioners achieve balance of body, mind, spirit, and occasionally the ceremonial borscht ladle.

Yoga at the Chapel

Classes emphasize gentle movement, breathing, stretching, balance, and the important Shlemielian principle of remaining calm when everyone else is running toward the kitchen.

Class Schedule

Tuesday: Valley Stretch - 6:00 PM

Thursday: Borscht-Breath Yoga - 6:00 PM

Saturday: Hamster Balance - 10:00 AM

Schedule is fictional and subject to the availability of Francine Hablivilashky, the chapel, and the hamsters.

What to Bring

  • Yoga mat
  • Comfortable clothing
  • Water
  • An open mind
  • A willingness to forgive yourself for falling over

Francine Hablivilashky's Cooking Lessons

Francine Hablivilashky teaching cooking

Francine Hablivilashky also gives cooking lessons at Saint Shlemiel's, specializing in practical Chapel cuisine, borscht preparation, ceremonial vegetables, and recipes that can feed a congregation without requiring a miracle.

Featured class: “Borscht, Blini & Other Things That Boil.”

Assistant Minister

Francine Hablivilashky, Assistant Minister

As Assistant Minister, Francine Hablivilashky works alongside Rev. Bala Bafoofkit in the day-to-day life of the chapel and helps keep the Chapel running when the minister is busy with sermons, miracles, or mysterious hamster matters.

Chapel wellness notice: Blipsky is offered as a fictional chapel ministry. No particular level of flexibility, spirituality, or hamster tolerance is required.

Francine Hablivilashky at Blipsky

Francine Hablivilashky at Blipsky

Francine Hablivilashky's work extends beyond the chapel: she is also known for her educational activities at the Blipsky Service where she brings her characteristic combination of warmth, instruction, and Shlemielian enthusiasm.