Saint Shlemiel's Chapel of the Valley

A Chapel of the United Temple of Mota

Worship & Services

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Saint Shlemiel service

Our worship is reverent, energetic, and subject to sudden changes when the borscht begins boiling.

The Order of the Boiling Borscht

  1. Procession of the Poopsies.
  2. Opening invocation to Lord Roscoe.
  3. Reading from the Ishkibbibble.
  4. Sermon from Rev. Bafoofkit.
  5. The Hoogly Borscht Ceremony.
  6. Passing of the ceremonial ladle.
  7. Peace and fellowship.
“Come as you are. Leave spiritually improved, or at least better fed.”