Chapel Office
Saint Shlemiel's Chapel of the Valley
Somewhere in the Valley
California, United States
Minister: Rev. Bala Bafoofkit
Phone: (650) 555-SHLM
Email: minister@shlemiel.example
Contact the Chapel
Questions, prayer requests, directions, borscht emergencies, and complaints about the hymn selection are welcome.
Directions
Proceed toward the Valley. When you see the enormous hamster, turn left. If you reach the Moose Turd Patties, you have gone too far.