Our Chapel
The Valley's most recognizable house of worship, featuring a sanctuary, a hamster, and a highly questionable architectural history.
Saint Shlemiel's Chapel of the Valley
A Chapel of the United Temple of Mota
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Welcome to the Valley. We are a small but spiritually ambitious chapel where tradition, borscht, hamsters, and unexplained miracles meet beneath one roof.
Meet the Minister Worship With UsSunday Worship
10:00 AM-ish
Hymns, scripture, sermon, the Hoogly Borscht, and a procession of the Priestesses.
Our Patron
Saint Shlemiel is the patron saint of accidental holiness, dropped objects, misunderstood instructions, and eventually finding the right door.
Important Chapel notice: Saint Shlemiel's is a Rosconian Choich and Synagogle chapel. Any resemblance to real churches, clergy, neighbors, or religious institutions is strictly in the spirit of the joke.